Obesity is really widespread.
- Joseph O. Kern
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.  Coincidence?  I think not!
- Author Unknown
In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.
- Winston Churchill
If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information:  french-fried potatoes are out.
- Jean Kerr
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I …

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.
- George D. Prentice
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
- Helen Rowland
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
- Mark Twain
An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain.
- Richard Baxter
Dentist a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.
- Ambrose Bierce
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.
- William R. …

Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women’s pants.
- Oleg Kiselev
I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert.
- Jason Love
Work is the meat of life, pleasure the dessert.
- B. C. Forbes
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose.  An entire garment industry would be devastated.
- Author Unknown
There are two kinds of people in the world:  those who love chocolate, and communists.
- Leslie Moak Murray
Never trust a skinny …

Life is just a series of trying to make up your mind.
- Timothy Fuller
Here’s a rule I recommend. Never practice two vices at once.
- Tallulah Bankhead
Choices are the hinges of destiny.
- Edwin Markham
She knew in her heart that to be without optimism, that core of reasonless hope in the spirit, rather than the brain, was a fatal flaw, the seed of death.
- Anne Perry
Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish.
- Anne Bradstreet
Decisions, particularly important ones, have always made me sleepy, …

Debt is the slavery of the free.
- Publilius Syrus
The whole of what we know is a system of compensations. Each suffering is rewarded; each sacrifice is made up; every debt is paid.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much?
- Kin Hubbard
Speak not of my debts unless you mean to pay them.
- George Herbert
No man’s credit is as good as his money.
- E.W. Howe
A man in debt is so far a slave.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Obviously, there has to be a profound change in …