Baby Sayings and Quotes

Posted by Brian

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.

A new baby is like the beginning of all things, hope, a dream of possibilities.

Always kiss your children goodnight – even if they’re already asleep.

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease while his legs increase.

A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.

A baby is an in-estimable blessing and a bother.

A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.

A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.

A baby is born with the need to be love and never outgrows it.

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank balance smaller, home happier, clothes dirty, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.

All babies need a lap.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful.

Babies are such a sweet and nice way to start people.

Children reinvent your world for you.

Children are one third of our population and all of our future.

Every child begins the world again….

Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children.

Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever fresh and radiant possibility.

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.

Every new born baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.

Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit. They hold the baby and I go out.

I don’t know whether they should say “You have a baby” Or “The baby has you”.

It kills you to see them grow up.  But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t.

If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.

Making the decision to have a child is momentous.  It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have any.

Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.  Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher’s mound.  Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.  Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.

Stop trying to perfect your children, but keep trying to perfect your relationship with them.

The worst feature of a new born baby is to have his mother’s singing.

The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.

The hardest job facing kids today is to learn good manners without seeing any.

When I was born I was so surprised I couldn’t talk for a year and a half.

Where did you come from, baby dear? Out of the Everywhere and into here.


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