Birth Control Quotes and Sayings

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I am convinced that some political and social activities and practices of the Catholic organizations are detrimental and even dangerous for the community as a whole, here and everywhere. I mention here only the fight against birth control at a time w.
- Albert Einstein

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
- Chinese Proverb

I used to think it a pity that her mother rather than she had not thought of birth control.
- Muriel Spark

Whenever I hear of birth control, I always remember that I was the fifth.
- Clarence Darrow

We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them.
- Dora Winifred Black Russell

The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water:  not before or after, but instead.
- Author Unknown

Frankly, I adore your catchy slogan “Adoption, not abortion,” although no one has been able to figure out, even with expert counseling, how to use adoption as a method of birth control, or at what time of the month it is most effective.
- Barbara Ehrenreich

Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
- Bob Rubin

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.
- H.L. Mencken

A crying baby is the best form of birth control.
- Carole Tabron

No woman can call herself free who does not own and control her body. No woman can call herself free until she can choose consciously whether she will or will not be a mother.
- Margaret Sanger

I rely on my personality for birth control.
- Liz Winston

One year they wanted to make me poster boy – for birth control.
- Rodney Dangerfield

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids.
- Jill Bensley

Learn from your parents mistakes — use birth control.
- Author Unknown

The commonest objection to birth control is that it is against nature.
- Bertrand Russell

The only remedy against hunger is reasonable birth control.
- Friedrich Durrenmatt

If men got pregnant, there would be safe, reliable methods of birth control. They’d be inexpensive, too.
- Anna Quindlen

The best contraceptive is the word no – repeated frequently.
- Margaret Smith

A birth control pill for men, that’s fair.  It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.
- Author Unknown

We’re more effective than birth control pills.
- Johnny Carson

Birth control that really works: Every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
- Roseanne Barr Arnold

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
- Harry Caray

Familiarity breeds contempt – and children.
- Mark Twain

I do not pretend that birth control is the only way in which population can be kept from increasing. There are others, which, one must suppose, opponents of birth control would prefer.
- Bertrand Russell

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
- Spike Milligan

Too many people use abortion as a form of birth control. And that’s very wrong. I could never, ever have an abortion.
- Brooke Shields

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.
- Woody Allen

When the history of civilization is written, it will be a biological history and Margaret Sanger will be its heroine.
- H.G. Wells

Those who in principle oppose birth control are either incapable of arithmetic or else in favor of war, pestilence and famine as permanent features of human life.
- Bertrand Russell

I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate evening with my husband I was swept away by the passion (so dormant inside myself) of a long and tortured existence. The physical cravings I had tried so hard to deny finally and ultimately sated… but enough about the pork.
- Roseanne

For birth control, I rely on my personality.
- Milt Abel

Last week we passed a birth-control bill. Now we are trying to pass a law to put the people to bed an hour earlier.
- Frank L. Gill

It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola.
- Clare Short

For most women, including women who want to have children, contraception is not an option; it is a basic health care necessity.
- Louise Slaughter

We all worry about the population explosion, but we don’t worry about it at the right time.
- Arthur Hoppe

I prefer the earlier birth control techniques, which ranged from the delicious (using honey as a spermicide) to the aerobic (jumping backward seven times after coitus).
- A.J. Jacobs

I do not think any reasonable person can doubt that in India, China and Japan, if the knowledge of birth control existed, the birthrate would fall very rapidly
- Bertrand Russell

He no play-da-game.  He no make-a-da rules!
- Earl Butz

We are starting a movement in the state legislatures . . . to forbid the installation of clinics that dispense contraceptives.
- Phyllis Schlafly

It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.
- Malcolm Potts

When modern woman discovered the orgasm, it was, combined with modern birth control, perhaps the biggest single nail in the coffin of male dominance.
- Eva Figes quotes

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
- Joan Rivers


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