Birthday Quotes and Sayings

Posted by Brian

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun.  Enjoy the trip.

Believing hear, what you deserve to hear: Your birthday as my own to me is dear…  But yours gives most; for mine did only lend Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend.

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year:  The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.

From our birthday, until we die, Is but the winking of an eye.

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Hope your Birthday gently breezes into your life all the choicest of things and all that your heart holds dear Have A Fun- Filled Day.

I’m sixty years of age.  That’s 16 Celsius.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing “Happy Birthday”.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

May you live to be a hundred years With one extra year to repent.

May you live all the days of your life.

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier.

No wise man ever wished to be younger.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents … and only one for birthday presents, you know.

Today is the yesterday you worried about tomorrow.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.

The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march.

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age.  Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of ‘you’ to the world.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Youth is a disease from which we all recover.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

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