Life is a concentration camp. You’re stuck here and there’s no way ou t and.
- Woody Allen

Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business.
- Dave Barry

How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
- Author Unknown

Courts and camps are the only places to learn the world in.
- Earl Of Chesterfield

I’m really an outdoorsy girl. People think I can’t go anywhere without getting all primped up, but I love to go camping, and I’m totally fine with not doing my hair or makeup, not taking a shower and just hiking.
- Vanessa Hudgens

Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is.
- Jon Stewart

A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.
- Raymond Duncan

I think on the seventh day, God was running around, going, “Oh, my God! What haven’t I…? Rwanda! I better create Rwanda! Sorry, haven’t quite done that… The Tower of Pisa! Oh, it’s leaning… Oh, shi… done! Toilets in French camping sites… there we go. English football hooligans… there we go, whatever that is… Mrs. Thatcher’s heart… there we go… oh, fuck that! I know, I’ll put a stone in, that’ll work! There we go.
- Eddie Izzard

On Fame’s eternal camping-ground Their silent tents are spread, And Glory guards with solemn round The bivouac of the dead.
- Author Unknown

What I like about camping is you can get really dirty. Either you’re all by yourself, so no one else sees you, or everyone you’re with is just as dirty as you are, so nobody cares.
- Anonymous

But the place which you have selected for your camp, though never so rough and grim, begins at once to have its attractions, and becomes a very centre of civilization to you: “Home is home, be it never so homely.
- Henry David Thoreau

I, more or less, love camping out, so I dug it, but I didn’t enjoy other people’s pain.
- Casper Van Dien

Living inside the shuttle was a little like camping out. We ended up sleeping in our seats. You had to pay attention to housekeeping, not get things too dirty.
- Robert Crippen

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
- Dave Barry

I’ve been very physical my whole life. I went out hiking and camping for days in the Australian forest, and when I trained at drama school for three years, we did a whole lot on stage-fighting techniques. And I was a dancer from 5 to 18, so I have a memory for choreography.
- Yvonne Strahovski

Backpacking: An extended form of hiking in which people carry double the amount of gear they need for half the distance they planned to go in twice the time it should take.
- Author Unknown

Any man, in the right situation, is capable of murder. But not any man is capable of being a good camper. So, murder and camping are not as similar as you might think.
- Jack Handy

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. They may have been few in number, but they offer sufficient proof that everything can be taken from a man but one thing: the last of the human freedoms — to choose one’s attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one’s own way.
- Viktor Frankl

Well, right now we’re so busy that I kind of had to put all the hobbies on hold. But I like going camping with my kids. I have two daughters; they’re 7 and 10 years old.
- Mark Kelly

Jews don’t go camping. Life is hard enough as it is.
- Carol Siskind

It was at the beginning of all this tabloid frenzy. Our garbage was being gone through, and we were involved in all these chases getting home, and people camping out on our property to get pictures.
- Lauren Holly

Following my junior year in high school, I went on a camping trip through Russia in a group led by Horst Momber, a young language teacher from Roosevelt.
- Peter Agre

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
- Dave Barry

If you’re not in New York, you’re camping out.
- Thomas E. Dewey

I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That’s a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and slammed the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zipper it up really quick?
- Mitch Hedberg

The fire is the main comfort of the camp, whether in summer or winter, and is about as ample at one season as at another. It is as well for cheerfulness as for warmth and dryness.
- Henry David Thoreau

Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage, hot shower and flush toilet.
- Author Unknown

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
- George Carlin

Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.
- Jack Handey

I was a Scout years ago, before the movement started, when my father took me fishing, camping and hunting. Then I was sorry that more girls could not have what I had. When I learned of the movement, I thought, here is what I always wanted other girls to have.
- Lou Henry Hoover

And the angel of God, which went before the camp of Israel, removed and went behind them; and the pillar of the cloud went from before their face, and stood behind them: / And it came between the camp of the Egyptians and the camp of Israel; and it was a cloud and darkness to them, but it gave light by night to these: so that the one came not near the other all the night.
- Bible

God knows people who are paid to have attitudes toward things, professional critics, make me sick; camp following eunuchs of literature. They won’t even whore. They’re all virtuous and sterile. And how well meaning and high minded. But they’re all camp followers.
- Ernest Hemingway

I went camping for 33 days, and now everybody seems to care.
- Colleen Haskell

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?
- Jessica Simpson

How hard to realize that every camp of men or beast has this glorious starry firmament for a roof! In such places standing alone on the mountain-top it is easy to realize that whatever special nests we make – leaves and moss like the marmots and birds, or tents or piled stone – we all dwell in a house of one room – the world with the firmament for its roof – and are sailing the celestial spaces without leaving any track.
- John Muir

When an opponent declares, “I will not come over to your side,” I calmly say, “Your child belongs to us already… What are you? You will pass on. Your descendants, however, now stand in the new camp. In a short time they will know nothing else but this new community.
- Adolf Hitler

The enemy advances, we retreat; the enemy camps, we harass; the enemy tires, we attack; the enemy retreats, we pursue
- Mao Tse-Tung

Millions of Americans each year use our national forests to go hiking, fishing, hunting, camping, swimming, horseback riding, and canoeing.
- Ric Keller

Why, if you’re not in New York you are camping out.
- Thomas W. Dewing

Love rules the court, the camp, the grove, And men below, and saints above: For love is heaven, and heaven is love.
- Sir Walter Scott

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.
- Garrison Keillor

Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi.
- Jon Stewart

Camping: nature’s way of promoting the motel industry.
- Dave Barry

Camp is a vision of the world in terms of style-but a particular style. It is the love of the exaggerated.
- Susan Sontag

We now no longer camp as for a night, but have settled down on earth and forgotten heaven.
- Henry David Thoreau