Clever Quotes

Posted by Brian

Clever means quick original, smart and bright. Cleverness refers to a practical skill. A person is clever when he is mentally quick and is universally resourceful. He must be having capacity of thoughts to convince anyone to a high degree. Given below are some of the clever quotations written by well-known authors.

Clever Quotes and Sayings

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station…

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

Anyone who uses the phrase “easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried taking candy from a baby.

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.

A clever man commits no minor blunders.

A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.

Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn’t if you keep reading, you’ll go broke.

Clever men are good, but they are not the best.

Clever people will recognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness.

Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.

God is clever, but not dishonest.

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

How clever you are, my dear! You never mean a single word you say.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way…so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.

It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?

Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.

Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven’t sent one out.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

You can’t be late until you show up.

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