Coffee Quotes and Sayings

Posted by Brian

Coffee is one of the beverages that is widely consumed in different parts of the world. It is prepared form-roasted seeds called coffee beans. Coffee was first consumed at Muslim Countries and then it spread worldwide. Most commonly grown types are “Coffea Canephora” and “Coffea Arabica”. Come controversies are also related to coffee, and its consumption related to from medical point of view but it is still a dispute. Today it has become a popular beverage in all countries of the world. In today’s world a common man enjoy the consumption of coffee while sitting with his friends, relatives or in a social gathering. It is also consumed to get rid of physical tiredness and sleep. We here have a large collection of Coffee quotes and sayings for you people.

Coffee Quotes and Sayings

A fig for partridges and quails, ye dainties I know nothing of ye; But on the highest mount in Wales would choose in peace to drink my coffee.
– Jonathon Swift

A morning without coffee is like sleep.
– Author Unknown

Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee.
– Alexander King

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
– Author Unknown

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.
– Stephanie Piro

Black as the devil, Hot as hell, Pure as an angel, Sweet as love.
– Charles Maurice

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.
– Drew Sirtors

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
– Alphonse Allais

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.
– Star Trek (Voyager)

Coffee has two virtues:  it is wet and warm.
– Dutch Proverb

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.
– Jessi Lane Adams

Coffee, which makes the politicians wise, And see through all things with his half-shut eyes.
– Alexander Pope

Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin!
– Author Unknown

Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.
– Author Unknown

Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.
– Author Unknown

Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.
– Author Unknown

Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.
– Bob Irwin

Decaf?  No, it’s dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream.
– Author Unknown

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
– Anne Morrow Lindbergh

He was my cream, and I was his coffee – and when you poured us together, it was something.
– Josephine Baker

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
– Flash Rosenberg

I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can’t even see a difference.
– Author Unknown

I’ve just arrived in New York City.  What a place!  Just smell those skyscrapers.  Had breakfast at a little deli on Ninth Avenue.  Cheese Danish and a cup of coffee, black as a moonless night.  Hit the spot.
– David Lynch

I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.
– Harry Mahtar

Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.
– Author Unknown

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.
– Henry Ward Beecher

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.
– Sheik Abd-al-Kadir

Over second and third cups flow matters of high finance, high state, common gossip and low comedy. [Coffee] is a social binder, a warmer of tongues, a soberer of minds, a stimulant of wit, a foiler of sleep if you want it so.  From roadside mugs to the classic demi-tasse, it is the perfect democrat.
– Author Unknown

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups:  alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
– Alex Levine

Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago.
– Author Unknown

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
– Author Unknown

The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes

This coffee falls into your stomach, and straightway there is a general commotion.  Ideas begin to move like the battalions of the Grand Army of the battlefield, and the battle takes place.  Things remembered arrive at full gallop, ensuing to the wind.  The light cavalry of comparisons deliver a magnificent deploying charge, the artillery of logic hurry up with their train and ammunition, the shafts of with start up like sharpshooters.  Similes arise, the paper is covered with ink; for the struggle commences and is concluded with torrents of black water, just as a battle with powder.
– Honore de Balzac

Way too much coffee.  But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
– David Letterman

You know you’ve been playing too much Nethack when you refer to coffee as a potion of sleep resistance.
– Sweeney Todd Lundgren


  • texas holdem said:

    Suave molecules of Mocha stir up your blood, without causing excess heat; the organ of thought receives from it a feeling of sympathy; work becomes easier and you will sit down without distress to your principal repast which will restore your body and afford you a calm, delicious night.
    – Prince Tallyrand

  • rance said:

    In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running.
    – Jeff Bezos

  • black coffee said:

    Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
    It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
    It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
    It restoreth my buzz:
    It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name’s sake.
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
    I will fear no Equal:
    For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
    Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks:
    Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
    Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
    And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever.
    – Author Unknown

  • Irish Mug said:

    coffee grinders!!

  • Brenda said:

    Don’t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.

  • jhac29 said:

    “There’s no life without coffee…”

  • jhac29 said:

    “COFFEE is a seed of life!”

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