Cool Sayings and Quotes

Posted by Brian

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

A wise man does not need advice and a fool won’t take it.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart.

A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.

Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.

Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.

Bacteria is sometimes the only culture some people have.

Being yourself is being the person everyone else wants you to be.

Being cool, is not trying to be cool.

Be of use, but don’t be used.

Between thought and expression lies a lifetime.

Be nice to your kids . . . they’ll be the ones choosing your nursing home.

Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.

Fish and visitors smell in three days.

God is clever, but not dishonest.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

He who can, does. He who can’t, teaches.

It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.

I no longer have the fear of being alone. It’s cool to find out that you don’t need a boyfriend to be happy.

If you don’t know where you’re going how do you expect to get there ?

It’s faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living.

If you want truly to understand something, try to change it.

If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.

I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them.

Life is like a dream, sometimes it is good and somtimes it is bad, but in the end it is over.

Life becomes useless and insipid when we have no longer either friends or enemies.

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Remember that time is money.

One thing I can give and still keep: my word.

Pressure makes diamonds.

Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

Replace one worry with another – That’s the secret to life

Speak softly and carry a big stick, you will go far.

Sports do not build character. They reveal it.

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.

Teamwork…means never having to take all the blame yourself.

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.

The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.

To bear failure with courage is the best proof of character that anyone can give.

The wisest mind has something yet to learn.

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

They have to be clever, cunning, imaginative, dogged and wily, whereas society merely has to lean its weight a little.

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.

Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

Wisdom begins in wonder.

Winners never quit and quitters never win.

When in doubt, consult your inner child if it doesn’t come naturally, leave it.

Why is abbreviation such a long word ?

Without a rich heart, wealth is an ugly beggar.

You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.


4 Comments »

  • fexx said:

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  • mafex said:

    Great,
    Tears and fears and feeling proud to say ‘I love you’ right out loud.

  • Kaitlyn Collett said:

    Hey great quotes! I will be taking some of these quotes for song titles hope it’s okay.

  • Zaiya said:

    Good to see real expertise on display. Your contribution is most welcome.

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