A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.
- George D. Prentice

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
- Helen Rowland

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
- Mark Twain

An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain.
- Richard Baxter

Dentist a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.
- Ambrose Bierce

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.
- William R. Alger

Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond.
- Miguel de Cervantes

For people on social assistance, the loss of free dental care, prescription drugs and subsidized housing can greatly outweigh additional income from working. We’ve all heard the stories.
- Kim Campbell

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
- Johnny Carson

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams?
- Dan Burton

I always wanted to be a dentist from the time I was in high school, and I was accepted to dental school in the spring of 1972. I was planning to go, but after the Olympics there were other opportunities.
- Mark Spitz

I could have been a dental hygienist with nothing bad ever appearing in print about me, but that’s not how I’ve chosen to lead my life. I knew that you put yourself under a microscope the more famous you become.
- Julia Roberts

I don’t get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe.
- Morgan Freeman

I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five.
- Martin H. Fischer

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It”s the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate.
- Graham Greene

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him.
- Martin H. Fischer

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist’s office would be full of luminous ideas.
- Mason Cooley

I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records.  What I can’t understand is, if they don’t know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
- Paul Merton

I’ve been giving free money seminars for the troops at Walter Reed Hospital and one of the Iraqi War Vets realized that the military wouldn’t pay for the dental work he needed.
- Matthew Lesko

Millions of Americans adults and children, lack access to dental care.
- Michael K. Simpson

Most every dental school has discount dental services.
- Matthew Lesko

Most of my friends from college became dental hygienists or went into retail, a lot went into sales. They all started getting married and having kids and buying homes and I was still living like a college student.
- Patricia Heaton