Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women’s pants.
- Oleg Kiselev

I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert.
- Jason Love

Work is the meat of life, pleasure the dessert.
- B. C. Forbes

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose.  An entire garment industry would be devastated.
- Author Unknown

There are two kinds of people in the world:  those who love chocolate, and communists.
- Leslie Moak Murray

Never trust a skinny ice cream man.
- Ben Cohen

Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.
- Jason Love

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one of the pieces.
- Judith Viorst

If ice cream is scooped but no one is there to eat it, does it still taste good?
- A.J. Esther

Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.
- Jo Brand

Fudge is made by chocolate angels.
- Alexis F. Hope

Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.
- Jim Bishop

Everyone has a price – mine is chocolate.
- Author Unknown

There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.
- Linda Grayson

I did though at least expect him to correct the false statements he made when he was trying to protect the Presidency. Instead, he talked about it as though I had laid it all out there for the taking. I was the buffet and he just couldn’t resist the dessert.
- Monica Lewinsky

It’s nice to eat a good hunk of beef but you want a light dessert, too.
- Arthur Fiedler

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produced some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana.  The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can’t remember what they are.
- Author Unknown

My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex.
- Alicia Silverstone

Forget love – I’d rather fall in chocolate!
- Sandra J. Dykes

Unless your name ends in Baskin or Robbins, I really can’t fit you into my schedule right now.
- Uniek Swain

If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you.  But you have no chocolate!  I think of that again and again!  My dear, how will you ever manage?
- Marquise de Sévigné

Ice cream is exquisite.  What a pity it isn’t illegal.
- Voltaire

If any man has drunk a little too deeply from the cup of physical pleasure; if he has spent too much time at his desk that should have been spent asleep; if his fine spirits have become temporarily dulled; if he finds the air too damp, the minutes too slow, and the atmosphere too heavy to withstand; if he is obsessed by a fixed idea which bars him from any freedom of thought:  if he is any of these poor creatures, we say, let him be given a good pint of amber-flavored chocolate… and marvels will be performed.
- Jean Anthelme Brillat

Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold.
- Judith Olney

Fruit only angers my need for chocolate.
- Jason Love

It’s so difficult. Sometimes if I have dessert, I think, ‘Well, I blew it.’ That’s something I need to work on and control. But still there’s nothing like a buffet.
- Donna Dixon

For me the ideal date would be to drink wine in the backyard under the stars, listen to music and just talk. Then we’d eat steak and, later, dessert. If all went as planned, we’d save some of the dessert and play with it while making out.
- Karen McDougal

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season.  There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes:  any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
- Sandra Boynton

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes.  It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt.
- Judith Olney

I don’t drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with chocolate chip cookies.
- Author Unknown

Happiness is life served up with a scoop of acceptance, a topping of tolerance and sprinkles of hope, although chocolate sprinkles also work.
- Robert Brault

Ice cream is happiness condensed.
- Jessi Lane Adams