I can’t wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and going to the beach, all my own age. We’d be laughing and having a good time and getting loopy on our prescription drugs. Driving golf carts around. I can’t wait.
- Cameron Diaz

Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
- Author Unknown

Telling the future by looking at the past assumes that conditions remain constant. This is like driving a car by looking in the rearview mirror.
- Author Unknown

Recklessness is a species of crime and should be so regarded on our streets and highways.
- Marlen E. Pew

I don’t want to argue with my wife about her car – or my driving.
- Dale Earnhardt

I found my first novel difficult. I don’t want to make it sound like it’s any more difficult than driving a cab or going to any other job, but there are so many opportunities for self-doubt, that you just kind of need to soldier on.
- Anthony Doerr

And I, I took the road less traveled by.  I was using a GPS system.
- Robert Brault

I don’t have any expectations as an actor and being rich and famous is not my driving force.
- James D’arcy

Automobiles are not ferocious it is man who is to be feared.
- Robbins B. Stoeckel

As far as loneliness, I feel Los Angeles and its layout, having to drive everywhere – it is a lonely place. It’s an isolated city in that respect because you’re driving to places alone listening to the radio.
- Jason Schwartzman

The elderly don’t drive that badly; they’re just the only ones with time to do the speed limit.
- Jason Love

Because I’m a young black man driving a really nice, expensive car, I sometimes get harassed when I’m rolling through a ghetto neighbourhood.
- Coolio

I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let’s just say, a lot.
- Bruce McCulloch

On the other hand, the Bible contains much that is relevant today, like Noah taking 40 days to find a place to park.
- Curtis McDougall

We are not proving ourselves spiritually worthy of our material progress.  We have not been neighborly, courteous, and kind upon the highway.  Our lack of decency toward our fellow men is a definite black mark against us.
- Cary T. Grayson

Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.
- Author Unknown

What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise can you imagine the awful screeching?
- Samuel Hoffenstein

The automobile has not merely taken over the street, it has dissolved the living tissue of the city.  Its appetite for space is absolutely insatiable; moving and parked, it devours urban land, leaving the buildings as mere islands of habitable space in a sea of dangerous and ugly traffic.
- James Marston Fitch

Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
- Jim Samuels

As we were driving, we saw a sign that said “Watch for Rocks.” Marta said it should read “Watch for Pretty Rocks.” I told her she should write in her suggestion to the highway department, but she started saying it was a joke – just to get out of writing a simple letter! And I thought I was lazy!
- Jack Handy

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
- Dudley Moore

Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the highways.
- Will Rogers

And, these Islamic fundamentalists, these radical terrorists, these Middle Eastern monsters are committed to destroying the Jewish nation, driving her into the Mediterranean, conquering the world.
- Jerry Falwell

If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.
- Author Unknown

I grew up at 16 years old driving trucks across the George Washington Bridge.
- Don Sherwood