Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren’t penalized for being on grass.
- Bob Hope

Somebody said to me this morning, ‘To what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I’ve lived the last 30 years!
- Ozzy Osbourne

All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal.
- Thomas Szasz

Wherever there’s money, there’s drugs, so to say drugs don’t exist in the NBA would be stupid.
- Dennis Rodman

Philosophy, like medicine, has plenty of drugs, few good remedies, and hardly any specific cures.
- Sébastien Roch Nicolas

Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food – unless, of course, it’s a mallard.
- Ted Nugent

Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
- Abbie Hoffman

The real problems are cultural. The problems of the people who take drugs as a cultural trap – I think there’s a real problem there, the crack stuff, the hopelessness of the junkie. The urban angst.
- Jerry Garcia

Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
- Robin Williams

Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they’re the scenic route.
- Author Unknown

I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police.
- Keith Richards

If you don’t think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD’s and burn them.
- Bill Hicks

If God dropped acid, would he see people?
- Steven Wright

The young physician starts life with 20 drugs for each disease, and the old physician ends life with one drug for 20 diseases.
- William Osler

It’s so easy for a kid to join a gang, to do drugs… we should make it that easy to be involved in football and academics.
- Snoop Dogg

Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
- P.J. O’Rourke

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
- Fran Lebowitz

Don’t do drugs because if you do drugs you’ll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.
- John Hardwick

There are lasting consequences for using drugs. I’ll still be paying for my prior use.
- Layne Staley

Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window except that the birds might eat them.
- Martin H. Fischer