Funny Time Honored Quotes

Posted by Brian

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?

I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

The days of the digital watch are numbered.

Three o’clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.

Time is the only critic without ambition.

Time will explain it all. He is a talker, and needs no questioning before he speaks.

Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?

You know, sometimes, when they say you are ahead of your time, it’s just a polite way of saying you have a real bad sense of timing.


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