Golf Quotes and Sayings
Always keep in mind that if God didn’t want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn’t come three to a sleeve.
Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don’t have to waste energy going back to pick them up.
Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend’s mother about her heart condition?
Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course, the space between your ears.
Every rock’n'roll band I know, guys with long hair and tattoos, plays golf now.
Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.
Golf is good walk spoiled.
Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, shoot six and write down five.
Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at.
Golf is an ideal diversion, but a ruinous disease.
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three?
Golf is twenty percent mechanics and technique. The other eighty percent is philosophy, humor, tragedy, romance, melodrama, companionship, camaraderie, cussedness, and conversation.
Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive.
He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.
I play with friends, but we don’t play friendly games.
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
Most golfers prepare for disaster. A good golfer prepares for success.
The golf swing is like sex. You can’t be thinking about the mechanics of the act while you are performing.
The only shots you can be sure of are those you’ve had already.
The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don’t put into it.
The fundamental problem with golf is that every so often, no matter how lacking you may be in the essential virtues required of a steady player, the odds are that one day you will hit the ball straight, hard, and out of sight. This is the essential frustration of this excruciating sport. For when you’ve done it once, you make the fundamental error of asking yourself why you can’t do this all the time. The answer to this question is simple: the first time was a fluke.
They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them. It’s more complicated than that.
Indeed, the highest pleasure of golf may be that on the fairways and far from all the pressures of commerce and rationality, we can feel immortal for a few hours.
I’ve always made a total effort, even when the odds seemed entirely against me. I never quit trying; I never felt that I didn’t have a chance to win.
If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don’t you?
Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good. Unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.
There are three ways of learning golf: by study, which is the most wearisome; by imitation, which is the most fallacious; and by experience, which is the most bitter.
We have fifty-one golf courses in Palm Springs. He(Gerald Ford) never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot…At least he can’t cheat on his score- because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.
When I’m on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, ‘caus I know even God can’t hit a one iron.
You can’t lose an old golf ball.
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