And from that luckless hour my tyrant fair Has led and turned me by a single hair. – Robert Bland

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. – Sam Ewing

Gray hair is a sign of age, not of wisdom. – Greek Proverb

Beauty draws us with a single hair. – Alexander Pope

A fine head of hair adds beauty to a good face, and terror to an ugly one. – Lycurgus

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library? – Lily Tomlin

By common consent gray hairs are a crown of glory; the only object of respect that can never excite envy. – George Bancroft

Gray hair is God’s graffiti. – Bill Cosby

Those curious locks so aptly twin’d, Whose every hair a soul doth bind. – Thomas Carew

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. – Kahlil Gibran

I don’t care if they call me “baldie” or “chrome dome.”  God took an eraser and brushed my head clean.  I’d rather be bald on top than bald inside. – Joe Garagiola, 1975

It is foolish to tear one’s hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness. – Cicero

Dear, dead women, with such hair, too–what’s become of all the gold Used to hang and brush their bosoms? – Robert Browning

Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald. – Proverb

When red headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn. – Mark Twain, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court

There is one thing about baldness:  it’s neat. – Don Herold

It always seemed to me that men wore their beards, like they wear their neckties, for show. – D.H. Lawrence

There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine. – Logan Pearsall Smith

It’s not the hair on your head that matters. It’s the kind of hair you have inside. – Garry Shandling

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. – Oliver Herford

Hair is vitally personal to children.  They weep vigorously when it is cut for the first time; no matter how it grows, bushy, straight or curly, they feel they are being shorn of a part of their personality. – Charles Chaplin, My Autobiography, 1964

I’m not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I’m not dumb.  I also know I’m not blonde. – Dolly Parton

There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair. – Martial

Let us dance in the sun, wearing wild flowers in our hair… – Susan Polis Shutz

Gentlemen prefer blondes… but gentlemen marry brunettes. – Anita Loos

His hair stood upright like porcupine quills. – Giovanni Boccaccio

Beware of her fair hair, for she excels All women in the magic of her locks; And when she winds them round a young man’s neck, She will not ever set him free again. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I pray thee let me and my fellow have A hair of the dog that bit us last night. – John Heywood

The great ages of prose are the ages in which men shave.  The great ages of poetry are those in which they allow their beards to grow. – Robert Lynd

A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. – Steve Martin