Las Vegas Quotes and Sayings

Posted by Brian

Man, I really like Vegas. – Elvis Presley

I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello. – Norm Crosby

I like Vegas for its spontaneity. – Tony Curtis

For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth. – Hunter S. Thompson

Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sorces of income are seven and eleven. – Evan Esar

I mean, what do you do in Las Vegas? You gamble – and you go to strip clubs. – Scott Caan

I do a lot of Vegas work and work with the comedians. – Ben E. King

Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse. – Merv Griffin

Las Vegas – my favorite desert mirage. – Val Saintsbury

No, there are some location shoots in Vegas, maybe four trips a year. It’s shot in Santa Clarita, CA. – George Eads

I grew up in Denver, Colorado. After high school I went to Vegas. – Paul Taylor

If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time. – Tony Curtis

I used to be with a publishing house called Roosevelt Music. A gentleman there told me he had seen Peggy Lee perform Fever in Las Vegas and I found out later she wanted to record it. – Otis Blackwell

It’s hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas. – Cinnamon Stomberger

I miss the personalization that Vegas was – there were showroom captains and all the dealers knew the gamblers by their first names. – Wayne Newton

I’ve been in Vegas. That’s where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That’s the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit. – Louie Anderson

I think that people who have Vegas throat are people who sing from their throats only. – Robert Goulet

Nevada’s one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you. – Drew Carey

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. – Jonathan Clements

Las Vegas was such a teeny, tiny place. – Eydie Gorme

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time. – Artie Lange

Las Vegas is the only town in the world whose skyline is made up neither of buildings, like New York, nor of trees, like Wilbraham, Massachusetts, but signs. – Tom Wolfe

I’d rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off. – Ray Ramano

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. – Jeff Candido & Jason Hoff

The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head. – Drew Carey

I work a lot, and not just in Las Vegas. – Juice Newton

Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks–it says, “Goodbye.” – Frank Sinatra

In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there. – Author Unknown

For me, Vegas is a vacation from being overinhibited, in the highly overinhabited yet uninhabitable city of complete uninhibition. – Tammy Bloemzaken

Las Vegas looks the way you’d imagine heaven must look at night. – Chuck Palahniuk

It is not easy to get rich in Las Vegas, at Churchill Downs, or at the local Merrill Lynch office. – Paul Samuelson

Las Vegas and I both grew up together, and all of a sudden I was doing things that no performer had ever done before. – Wayne Newton

I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas. – Louie Anderson

I started a big part of my career in Vegas. – Louie Anderson

No presidential candidate should visit Las Vegas without condemning organized gambling. – Ralph Nader

I shouldn’t be near Vegas and have money in my pocket. – Adam Sandler

In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

I was signed to MGM. I was in Vegas for sixteen weeks at the Sands Hotel. – Solomon Burke

There’s just no quiet in Vegas. – Barry Manilow

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian. – Artie Lange

Vegas is everything that’s right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They’ve effectively legalized everything there. – Drew Carey

Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine. – Artie Lange

Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him. – Evan Esar

Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money. – Steve Wynn

I’ve been able to go on and have a successful career on Broadway and certainly the last five years in Las Vegas have been amazing. – David Cassidy

Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato. – Jason Love

Hatred is not what Las Vegas is about. We will have zero tolerance for anyone who is intolerant. – Oscar Goodman

I had a great time doing Vegas. It’s just that it takes a lot of time. – John Elway

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