I can’t wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and going to the beach, all my own age. We’d be laughing and having a good time and getting loopy on our prescription drugs. Driving golf carts around. I can’t wait.
- Cameron Diaz
Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
- Author Unknown
Telling the future by looking at the past assumes that conditions remain constant. This is like driving a car …

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
- Paul Valery
Now, I say to you today my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: – ‘We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.’
- Martin Luther King
Our truest life is when we …

They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
- Jerome K. Jerome
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
- Rita Rudner
When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!
- David Starr Jordan
I like a bit of mongrel myself, whether it’s a man or a dog; they’re the best for everyday.
- George Bernard Shaw
The reason a dog has …

The war we are fighting today against terrorism is a multifaceted fight. We have to use every tool in our toolkit to wage this war – diplomacy, finance, intelligence, law enforcement, and of course, military power – and we are developing new tools as we go along.
- Richard Armitage
Diplomats are useful only in fair weather. As soon as it rains they drown in every drop.
- Charles de Gaulle
The time draws near, when a radical change must take place for the whole world in the management of diplomacy.
- Lajos Kossuth
A real …

Obesity is really widespread.
- Joseph O. Kern
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.  Coincidence?  I think not!
- Author Unknown
In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.
- Winston Churchill
If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information:  french-fried potatoes are out.
- Jean Kerr
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I …