An adult human female is a woman, with the term girl we mean a female child. We can also use the term woman to identify entire female human race. Here is a large collection of serious and funny sayings and quotes on women. We are confirmed that you will enjoy reading this section of website, Please give us a comment on this topic.

Women (Woman) Quotes and Sayings

A highbrow is a man who has found something more interesting than women.
- Edgar Wallace

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
- Carrie Snow

A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction.
- Oscar Wilde

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
- Chauncey Mitchell Depew

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
- Arnold Haultain

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy.
- Oscar Wilde

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde.

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
- Nicole Hollander

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
- Mae West

Direct thought is not an attribute of feminity. In this, women are now centuries behind man.
- Thomas Edison

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
- Laurence J. Peter

Howiver, I’m not denyin’ the women are foolish: God Almighty made ‘em to match the men.
- George Eliot

I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.
- Rebecca West.

If young women were not deceived into a belief that affectation pleases, they would scarcely trouble themselves to practise it so much.
- Maria Edgeworth

It is the plain women who know about love; the beautiful women are too busy being fascinating.
- Katharine Hepburn

Men get laid, but women get screwed.
- Quentin Crisp

Nature intended women to be our slaves. They are our property.
- Napolean Bonaparte

Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.
- Jules Barbey d’Aurevilly

People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that distinguish me from a doormat.
- Rebecca West, 1913

Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman’s toes to her ears, lingering in the softest way possible in various places in between, given often enough and sincerely enough, would add immeasurably to world peace.
- Marianne Williamson

Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
- Author Unknown

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
- Author Unknown

The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself.
- Elizabeth Metcalf

The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy.
- Ellery Queen

There is a special place in hell for women who do not help other women.
- Madeleine K. Albright

Until the day arrives when all women decide that our rights are not negotiable, our future choices will not be secure.
- Faye Wattleton

Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.
- Ovid

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
- Charlotte Whitton

Women like silent men. They think they’re listening.
- Marcel Achard

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
- Bill Maher

Women are always beautiful.
- Ville Valo

Women really do rule the world. They just haven’t figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we’re all in big big trouble.
- Doctor Leon

Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn’t want to own one.
- W.C. Fields

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
- Author Unknown

Women are like tricks by sleight of hand, Which, to admire, we should not understand.
- Willian Congreve

You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping.
- Cindy Crawford