Quotes about Women

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An adult human female is a woman, with the term girl we mean a female child. We can also use the term woman to identify entire female human race. Here is a large collection of serious and funny sayings and quotes on women. We are confirmed that you will enjoy reading this section of website, Please give us a comment on this topic.

Women (Woman) Quotes and Sayings

A highbrow is a man who has found something more interesting than women.
– Edgar Wallace

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
– Carrie Snow

A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction.
– Oscar Wilde

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
– Chauncey Mitchell Depew

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
– Arnold Haultain

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy.
– Oscar Wilde

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
– Oscar Wilde.

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
– Nicole Hollander

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
– Mae West

Direct thought is not an attribute of feminity. In this, women are now centuries behind man.
– Thomas Edison

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
– Laurence J. Peter

Howiver, I’m not denyin’ the women are foolish: God Almighty made ’em to match the men.
– George Eliot

I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.
– Rebecca West.

If young women were not deceived into a belief that affectation pleases, they would scarcely trouble themselves to practise it so much.
– Maria Edgeworth

It is the plain women who know about love; the beautiful women are too busy being fascinating.
– Katharine Hepburn

Men get laid, but women get screwed.
– Quentin Crisp

Nature intended women to be our slaves. They are our property.
– Napolean Bonaparte

Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.
– Jules Barbey d’Aurevilly

People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that distinguish me from a doormat.
– Rebecca West, 1913

Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman’s toes to her ears, lingering in the softest way possible in various places in between, given often enough and sincerely enough, would add immeasurably to world peace.
– Marianne Williamson

Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
– Author Unknown

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
– Author Unknown

The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself.
– Elizabeth Metcalf

The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy.
– Ellery Queen

There is a special place in hell for women who do not help other women.
– Madeleine K. Albright

Until the day arrives when all women decide that our rights are not negotiable, our future choices will not be secure.
– Faye Wattleton

Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.
– Ovid

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
– Charlotte Whitton

Women like silent men. They think they’re listening.
– Marcel Achard

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
– Bill Maher

Women are always beautiful.
– Ville Valo

Women really do rule the world. They just haven’t figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we’re all in big big trouble.
– Doctor Leon

Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn’t want to own one.
– W.C. Fields

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
– Author Unknown

Women are like tricks by sleight of hand, Which, to admire, we should not understand.
– Willian Congreve

You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping.
– Cindy Crawford


19 Comments »

  • Gail Sheehy said:

    When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.

  • Reobe Gathor said:

    Lovely female shapes are terrible complicators of the difficulties and dangers of this earthly life, especially for their owners.
    – George du Maurier

  • Alawl Cabao said:

    When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.

  • Emparmora said:

    Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

  • Cornelia Otis Skinner said:

    Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed.

  • Droopy said:

    I married beneath me – all women do.
    – Nancy Astor

  • poet Emberi said:

    They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

  • Asns Rill said:

    The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae and bulges.
    – Germaine Greer

  • Choiffopeme said:

    There’s something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.
    – Harold Robbins

  • Catidan said:

    Men will always delight in a woman whose voice is lined with velvet.
    – Brendan Francis

  • Elsa said:

    Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.
    – Elsa Schiaparelli

  • Matthew Prior said:

    Be to her virtues very kind,
    Be to her faults a little blind.
    – Matthew Prior

  • Joesh Moett said:

    Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right – instantly.
    – Sam Slick (Thomas Chandler Haliburton)

  • Monster said:

    I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.
    – George Meredith

  • Utence said:

    The essence of life is the smile of round female bottoms, under the shadow of cosmic boredom.

  • McLaughlin said:

    It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily.
    – Mignon McLaughlin

  • Sab Dalassurry said:

    Men who don’t like girls with brains don’t like girls.

  • vasouddy said:

    My Best wishes to all Women :D

  • peter parker said:

    Women..always talk about finding the right man…when they finally found one..are they really think that they are the right woman for the man..??

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