Lester Burnham: Remember those posters that said, “Today is the first day of the rest of your life?” Well, that’s true with every day except one: the day that you die.
Lester Burnham: My name is Lester Burnham. This is my neighborhood. This is my street. This … is my life. I am 42 years old. In less than a year I will be dead. Of course, I don’t know that yet. And in a way I am dead already.
Lester Burnham: I’m looking for the least possible amount of responsibility.
Col. Frank …