Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
- Brooke Shields

I’m actually doing a show. from my shed. on the internet. but it won’t be music or anything, it’s more to do with drinking and smoking. it’s an art piece.
- Vince Clarke

Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.
- Lara Flynn Boyle

He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.
- Edward George Bulwer Lytton

Please don’t throw your cigarette butts in the urinal.  It makes them soggy and hard to light.
- Author Unknown

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
- George F. Burns

I would be very proud to have influenced anyone that I know or don’t know to quit smoking.
- Christy Turlington

I’m sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don’t think there’s any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.
- Howard Stern

I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker…. but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.
- Michelle Pfeiffer

I do smoke in real life. A lot. We’re all smoking right now in fact.
- Michael Imperioli

Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries.
- Luis Buñuel

Here is Mike Wallace, who is visible to the public, and I have been watching him since the early ’50s. Smoking up a storm and insulting his guests and being absolutely wonderfully evil and charming too.
- Christopher Plummer

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.  I haven’t had time for tobacco since.
- Arturo Toscanini

I was with some Vietnamese recently, and some of them were smoking two cigarettes at the same time. That’s the kind of customers we need!
- Jesse Helms

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
- Winston Churchill

If you must smoke, take your butt outside.
- Author Unknown

Forcing smoke down my lungs is pulmonary rape.  It invades my body against my will, and it’s not fair.
- Patty Young

Impotence is one of the major hazards of cigarette smoking.
- Loni Anderson

Thank heaven, I have given up smoking again!… God! I feel fit.  Homicidal, but fit.  A different man.  Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the lungs are fine.
- A.P. Herbert

The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
- Author Unknown

Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.
- Author Unknown

I’m glad I don’t have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and put them in my mouth.
- Mignon McLaughlin

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke.  If they’d only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.
- Mignon McLaughlin

There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.
- Katharine Whitehorn

Acting for me is not a bad habit like smoking that I must make an effort to quit. I love acting; I love directing.
- Joan Chen

smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
- Fletcher Knebel

A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying long-time-no-see.
- Phyllis Battelle

I’d rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth.
- Paul Carvel

A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure.  It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied.  What more can one want?
- Oscar Wilde