Stupid Quotes and Sayings

Posted by Brian

Stupid as an adjective that means “lack of knowledge” and as a noun means that someone or something is “expressing stupidity” or “acting stupidly”. This may occur knowingly as well as unknowingly and also for fun purpose. Here are some of the stupid quotes, or we can say some quotations on stupidity. Hope you will enjoy these stupid quotes and sayings.

Stupid Quotes and Sayings

A day without sunshine is like night.
– Author Unknown

A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.
– Author Unknown

All I was doing was appealing for an endorsement, not suggesting you endorse it.
– George Bush

Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it.
– Mike Smith

Being stupid is its own reward
– Author Unknown

Dont look at me in that tone of voice
– Author Unown

First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I’m a night owl.
– Marion Barry

Four people were killed, one seriously, and eight more received slight injuries.
– Japan Times article

Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn’t go see it.
– Samuel Goldwyn

Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound.
– Advertisment

Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a –it is different from the other 49 states. Well, all states are different, but it’s got a particularly unique situation.

– Dan Quayle

He was probably our greatest living painter, until he died.
– News

How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby.
– Author Unknown

I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
– Homer J. Simpson

I have opinions of my own – strong opinions – but I don’t always agree with them.
– George Bush

I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.
– Alicia Silverstone

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing
– Important Notice

It was pretty good. Even the music was nice.
– Yogi Berra (after attending an opera)

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
– Author Unkown

Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.
– Duffy Daugherty

One bright morning…in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight. They stood back to back and faced each other drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise and came to kill those two dead boys. If u dont believe my story its true ask the blind man he saw it too!

– Nicole

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
-Author Unknown

Stop being so stupid.. it’s my turn.
-Author Unknown

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
-Author Unknown

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing – but none of them serious.
– Alan Minterr

The people don’t take baths and they don’t speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it?
– Jim McMahon

Teeth extracted by the latest methodists.
– Hong Kong dental advertisement

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